Now listen, I'm going to be away for an entire week, and there's a lot that needs to happen while I'm away. Minky, I want you to make sure the catsitter doesn't get any rest. Wake him up nice and early by stepping all over his balls and minking in his ear. Velvet, you make sure he trips over you any time he tries to move around the apartment. He must not walk more than three steps uninterrupted! Leo, you scratch the arms of the sofa -- they're almost completely gone, but not quite, so I want you to get on that. You will also be in charge of plaintive murgling. At various points throughout the day, I want you to hop up on the counter and make that distinctive sound of yours so that nobody can concentrate on anything else. Got it?
ALSO, should the catsitter be tempted to use the computer, make sure you pace back and forth over the keyboard. And show him your little cat buttholes, everyone loves those.
Sam, keep getting better. Everyone else, stay good. See you in a week.