Dudes, if Paris Bennett does not win American Idol this year, I do not know what kind of public rampage I'm going to be forced to go on.
She had better at least get her ass up to the Top Two, and she had better trample the following chicks:
Brenna Gethers -- Nice voice. Die now.
Becky O'Donohue -- Boring voice. Eat now.
Stevie Scott -- "I will now sing the one word 'affected' for the next ten minutes, hitting every note in twelve octaves as I do so."
Heather Cox -- She sure does.
Kellie Pickler -- Like Carrie Underwood, but without the personality.
Melissa McGhee -- Like Kellie Pickler, but without the upper register.
Ayla Brown -- Aka, the Singbot 3000. I will like her so much more if she comes out as a lesbian. An inappropriate amount more.
Tonight: The "men." I implore you, anybody but Bucky Covington. Man looks like human mildew. As Television Without Pity recapper Jacob said, "His lice have herpes."
parrrrris. soooo gooood.
what are your thoughts on that nice voice but otherwise overly perky katherine mcphee?
we also like harmonica playing grey hair guy.
Posted by: glowlita | Feb 22, 2006 at 12:48 PM
Katherine McPhee can sing. I mean, so can Ayla Brown, but Katty McPhat has more...something. She may live.
As for the guys, I'm getting to them soon, I hope.
Posted by: girlbomb | Feb 22, 2006 at 11:24 PM
we get the week's episodes all at once on saturday morning here and paris makes me want a time machine so i can travel back each week and vote for her. i predict a paris v. ace showdown for the top 2
Posted by: carolyn | Feb 23, 2006 at 09:06 AM
Paris trivia for you . . .
If I remember correctly, she apparently won a "first in line" position from one of the radio stations down here. I may be mistaken. Maybe not.
In any event, I do like her. And the last girl who sang.
And Ace . . . And Ace's equally hot brother . . . hurt me they come in pairs??? The crude jokes I could make but why waste it on humor when surely there is some sort of erotic story I could be creating on paper and not just in my head.
Posted by: satia | Feb 23, 2006 at 11:17 AM
oh, gawd, satia...american idol slash? :)
(and probably naive me for wanting to think this doesn't exist already)
Posted by: glowlita | Feb 23, 2006 at 06:50 PM
I have never written or even been inspired to think along slash lines until last night.
I am a puddle and I should be ashamed . . . this is bordering on pedophilia what with my daughter being 23, ever so slightly younger than Ace, but no shame here.
As for the erotic story, it has to wait. Chapter 15 has 500 words and I am giving myself a reward for finishing 15 & 16 by Sunday. So whatever erotica is inspired along the next few days must needs wait. Lucky for me one of my characters is about to embark on a sexual escapade.
Posted by: satia | Feb 23, 2006 at 07:05 PM