She had better at least get her ass up to the Top Two, and she had better trample the following chicks:
Brenna Gethers -- Nice voice. Die now.
Becky O'Donohue -- Boring voice. Eat now.
Stevie Scott -- "I will now sing the one word 'affected' for the next ten minutes, hitting every note in twelve octaves as I do so."
Heather Cox -- She sure does.
Kellie Pickler -- Like Carrie Underwood, but without the personality.
Melissa McGhee -- Like Kellie Pickler, but without the upper register.
Ayla Brown -- Aka, the Singbot 3000. I will like her so much more if she comes out as a lesbian. An inappropriate amount more.
Tonight: The "men." I implore you, anybody but Bucky Covington. Man looks like human mildew. As Television Without Pity recapper Jacob said, "His lice have herpes."