We’re going to Disney World!
We’re leaving a week from today for Janice and Bill’s fourth annual Samantha Dunleavy Memorial Disney Xmas-stravaganza, the face-stuffing and ride-riding orgy of joy and delight that we look forward to and plan for all year long. We’ve already got our dining reservations set (breakfast in Cinderella’s castle! dinner at the five-star Victoria and Albert’s!), we’ve booked our Segway tour of Fort Wilderness, and we’ve got our tickets to Mickey’s Very Merry Christmas Party on Tuesday the 9th. My Epcot t-shirt has been laundered and folded, as has my Storm Trooper t-shirt, and the t-shirt Bill won for me at this summer’s “Science of Disney Imagineering” presentation at NYU.
I AM ALL SET TO GO OMG IS IT NEXT FRIDAY YET I CAN’T STAND IT ANY LONGER WHEN IS IT GOING TO BE NEXT FRIDAY OMG OMG OMG
This year, of course, we’re going for business, as well as pleaure – I’ll be signing copies of Have You Found Her, And If So, Where The Hell Was She at the MegaMouseMeet on Saturday, December 16, 10am-1pm, at Disney’s Yacht and Beach Club. Hey, Disney fans, don’t you want to read my book about a homeless girl with AIDS? Of course you do! It’s SupercalifragilisticexpialiMunchausens!