Bill here, giving you the latest...

The Bilge Show Episode 20 - watch more funny videos

The Bilge Show Episode 19 - watch more funny videos

Janice's impending doom... er, return, is still scheduled for the 19th of this month, but I'm here to deliver the next two episodes of THE BILGE SHOW for your viewing pleasure. We like reaching a nice round number. It makes us feel like all that money spent on college educations was somehow worth all the fraud and embezzlement it took to earn.

Enjoy!

--Bill Scurry

Bill Posting as Janice temporarily...

The Bilge Show Episode 18 - watch more funny videos

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The Bilge Show Episode 16 - watch more funny videos

Hey folks, just doing a drive-by wherein I lay down the last few episodes of "The Bilge Show" for everyone's viewing amusement. Janice is still off-line, so don't nobody get excited. She'll eventually get back to your e-mails after her sabbatical ends.

--Bill Scurry

Bilge Forever!

The Bilge Show Episode 15 - watch more funny videos

ZOMG, it's a rom com! (Nom nom nom.) How not avant garde at all. This week on the Bilge show: Every movie every made rolled into one hackneyed preview, plus! MORE Daisy of Love, MORE Bachelorette, and MORE of Bill and Janice fighting about nothing. Our last show until Friday, July 10, and remember, Janice is dead to the internet through August 19 (hence the fancy third person). But "she's" still available to you in proxy by clicking the above, and watching it over and over again, until you realize how stupid the show is, and how little worth your time it is to view it repeatedly. Please enjoy!

Disembodied voices command you to watch!

The Bilge Show Episode 14 - watch more funny videos

It's Friday, so it must be the day before Saturday. And also the Bilge show! Featuring the mysterious effects of living over an Indian burial ground, an analysis of psycholinguistic trends among American twentysomethings, and a laugh track gone haywire. Only one more week before our summer hiatus, so stock up on Bilge today!

OH GOD NOT THE BILGE SHOW *AGAIN*

The Bilge Show, Episode 13 - watch more funny videos

Okay, ONE LAST THING before I quit the internet forever -- the Bilge Show, lucky episode thirteen! Featuring reviews of Terminator 4, Late Night with Conan and Fallon, and more Barbra Streisand than you can shake an Elliot Gould at. (Note: He hates it when you shake him.) Watch it, or you might upset the time-space continuum! (Probably not, but it's safer just to watch, right?)

Bilge-Aversary!

The Bilge Show, Episode 12 - watch more funny videos

It's the Bilge Show first anniversary special! Wherein we discuss the Bachelorette, Daisy of Love, and Schopenhauer. Cameo appearances by Leo, Minky, and Orville Redenbacher. Don't miss this very special episode of our not-very-special show!

This...........is the Bilge Show!

The Bilge Show, Episode 11 - watch more funny videos

It's the Bilge Show season finale! Who will win? Who will lose? Who will go to Disney World, and who will be stuck eating coffee grounds out of a wet paper bag? THIS........is the Bilge Show!

Bilgeous

The Bilge Show, Episode 10 - watch more funny videos

TGIBilgeShow! We're talking Star Trek, Lost, and the demise of the Gokester on Idol last night (yes!). Featuring a special audio cameo by our producer, Chester Balonie, and Bill pulling a Christian Bale. Bilge: It's GOOOOOD FOOOOOR YOOOOOOU!

Bilge Bilge Bilge Bilge, and -- yes! -- more Bilge.

The Bilge Show, Episode 9 - watch more funny videos

Nobody asked for it, but it's still the Bilge show! Our NINTH episode, featuring shows we haven't seen, food we haven't chewed, and egregious self-congratulations. Plus, look at my curly hair! (It's officially too humid for the straight look.) Tomorrow's the big GEMS party, but tonight, it's all about the Bilge show. Namaste, motherfuckers!

BillJ

The Bilge Show, Episode 8 - watch more funny videos

Happy Bilge Day (a day late)! This week, we discuss Bill's overwhelming sense of being a failure, the throbbing romance of Barney Miller, and idiotic mistakes we've made that put our viewers' lives at risk. Plus, Janice steals the clown wig! Bilge: Almost as much fun as being smacked in the shin with a golf club!