Would you like to read some bad news about Darfur?
Well, tough shit, because there isn't any goddamn good news coming out of there.
Hey, the African Union's going home in a few weeks, and about a million more people are going to be brutally, spectacularly murdered!
Which means I am going to have to get off my ass and go wave a sign in Central Park on Sunday, September 17, from 2-5 pm at the East Meadow (enter at 90th Street and Fifth Avenue).
My sign's going to say, "SAVE GWYNETH PALTROW." Because, you know, she's African too!
That's brilliant! If you are serious about that I'll totally do that with you.
Posted by: | Sep 06, 2006 at 08:45 AM
UNICEF would probably take her on as a National Ambassador, then she can happily go to Darfur with Mia Farrow, or Kenya with Angelique Kidjo, instead of sitting in a studio with a pretty necklace on.
Posted by: Kyria | Sep 06, 2006 at 09:08 AM
Hey, my org is involved with that rally. Maybe I'll see you there.
Posted by: Jennifer Glick | Sep 06, 2006 at 10:27 AM
Party at the Darfur rally!
Posted by: girlbomb | Sep 06, 2006 at 01:15 PM
White power!
To effect change in sub-Saharan Africa, I mean...
Posted by: Bill Scurry | Sep 06, 2006 at 11:48 PM